2010 Jokes, Humour and Funny Stuff

Perhaps...Budwiser was known in the past as the "Beer that made Milwalkee Famous" I guess it is an era thing...

Definately cultural I think. Never heard that before.

Actually, I think is was Schlitz. http://www.old-time.com/commercials/1950%27s/Schlitz.html

But, in any case (pun intended), lots of beer flowed into and out of Milwaukee. For "classic" TV fans, there's Laverne and Shirley -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverne_%26_Shirley



Edited by hmascience 2010-12-23 6:05 PM

Ah Schlitz....been a long time since I drank one of those. Yep you are right...I was telling the joke only from memory, and that is obviously faulty these days...

Used to love Schlitz and Black Label....

Yep, it's that time of year, and now is time to start baking that christmas cake.

So, here to help you, is a recipe for

VODKA AND REDBULL CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
lemon juice
nuts
1 can of Red Bull
1 bottle of vodka

Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality (VERY IMPORTANT).

2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka and mix with a little red bull and drink.

4. Repeat.

5. Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

6. Add on teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is ok

8. Flavour with red bull to taste

9. Try another cup - just in case turn the mixerer off

10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in a cup of dried fruit

11. Pick fruit off the floor

12. Mix on the turner

13. If the fried druit gets stuck on teh beaterers pry loose with a drewscriver

14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticicity, flavour with a little red bull

15. Next, ssiffft two cups of salt. or something. who giveshz a shitt

16. Throw a pinch of red bull over your shoulder

17. Pick up the can, mop the floor

18. Check the vodka (shee steps 3 and 4)

19. Now shift the lemon and stain your nuts

20. Add one table

21. Add a shpoon of shugar or somethngin. whatever you can find

22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

23. Don't forget to beat off teh turner

24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka

25. Fall into bed


Cherry mistmas!!

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

Edited by hath80 2010-12-25 1:41 AM