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takwu Page Icon Posted 2013-10-27 3:46 PM
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For me I just have to focus on different part. If I look at the further end or upper part, it goes that way; if I look down at the lower half or the closer end it comes this way. I can switch back and forth a few times per second :-D
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2013-10-30 8:38 PM
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Alt Bass Page Icon Posted 2013-10-31 4:17 PM
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The Shredinger's whitebox.

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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2013-11-12 3:49 AM
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy."

Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say : "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Grandad says again in a controlled voice : "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says :

"It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandad."

"Thanks," says the grandpa. "But I am William. The little bastard's name is Kevin."

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Alt Bass Page Icon Posted 2013-11-12 5:14 PM
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what?


For those who also can't see the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fiBpPNmcK0

I bet on viral Nissan marketing.
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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2013-11-14 8:11 AM
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Alt Bass - 2013-11-13 2:14 AM

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C:Amie - 2013-10-30 11:38 PM

what?


For those who also can't see the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fiBpPNmcK0

I bet on viral Nissan marketing.



haha totally fooled me for a second. Interesting viral video. (Good job, Nissan! )

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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2013-11-15 3:57 AM
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Reminds me of one of the first videos I downloaded for viewing on an H/PC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5nw1rBBYg8
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2013-11-25 6:48 AM
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Another one I saw on Facebook:

Cinderella is now 75 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
"I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her home was turned into a beautiful castle. Money was growing on trees.

Cinderella was stunned.
Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother."
The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said:

"I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long-forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke:
"You have one more wish, what shall you have?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when complete he stood before her, a man so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes.

Cinderella was breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered:

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me now!"
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2013-11-30 11:00 PM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2013-12-02 10:41 AM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2014-01-08 9:07 AM
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Thread closed for 2013, please pickup 2014 here..
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