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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2014-12-04 9:00 AM
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Speaking of blondes:

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.
They saw a sign on a street corner that said:

Disneyland
Left

So they cried and went home.

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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2014-12-24 12:33 PM
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CE Geek - 2014-12-04 6:00 PM

Speaking of blondes:

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.
They saw a sign on a street corner that said:

Disneyland
Left

So they cried and went home.


hahaha good one.
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Paianni Page Icon Posted 2014-12-31 1:26 PM
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A dreadful one I thought of earlier:

Which word has two bras?

Abracadabra.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2014-12-31 1:35 PM
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What's the cheapest type of meat if you're on a budget? Deer balls, because they're under a buck!
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2014-12-31 10:06 PM
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So I went to the produce market, and they told me that avocados are now a dollar a piece. Wonder how much a whole one costs.
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Rich Hawley Page Icon Posted 2015-01-01 1:29 PM
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Guess it depends on how many pieces it takes to make a full one...
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2015-01-01 5:31 PM
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Continued over in 2015 (time to get with the times!)
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