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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-17 10:54 AM
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Well done CE Geek. You have a gold star for your stars board

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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 12:37 PM
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CE Geek - 2019-08-17 9:37 AM

Just in case you doubt my intellectual ability: I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in two months, even though the box said "3-5 years."


That's a good one! Thanks for a good laugh.

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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 9:01 PM
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"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"

"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh"

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'"

"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it"

"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning"

"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it"

"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging

"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian"

"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts"
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 11:47 PM
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Wow - I was just reading those exact same jokes elsewhere on the Internet just now.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-20 10:29 AM
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They're the one line winners from the Edinburgh Fringe.
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