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| Meanwhile, back in English class:
Teacher: What comes after a sentence?
Juvenile delinquent in back of the room: An appeal.
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| A man walks into a bar
"What can I get you?" Asks the landlord
"I'll have a beer please"
The landlord pours him a beer and puts it in front of him.
"That's £3.50 please"
"Oh I'm not paying for it. You offered me a drink so I said I'll have a beer"
"Don't be ridiculous, this is a pub, of course you have to pay for it!"
"Well I disagree. Legally you asked if I wanted a drink, not that you were selling me one"
Another man at the bar chimes in:
"If I may gents, I'm a solicitor and unfortunately landlord, he is right you did offer him a drink and legally he doesn't have to pay for it"
The landlord is already fed-up with the guy so he says:
"Fine, but you can sup up and get out. You're barred and never getting served here again"
The man drinks his beer and with a nod he leaves the bar.
About 20 minutes later the man walks back into the bar.
The landlord is stunned and shouts:
"I TOLD YOU YOU'RE BARRED. GET OUT!"
"What do you mean? I've never been in here before"
"You were here about 20 minutes ago and tricked me out of a pint of beer!"
"Sorry I've no idea what you're talking about, I've never been here before"
"Well... you must have a double!"
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"Lovely I'll have a whisky, and one for my solicitor here as well"
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| Found a vintage Jornada ad and couldn't resist having some fun...  (too small sarah.png)Attachments ----------------  too small sarah.png (138KB - 1 downloads) |
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| "Well, Sarah, too bad the office just switched over to WPA2. And too bad you just ordered 1000 of them. So make sure it's Sarah with an h when you file for unemployment."
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| Somebody apparently found the Ethernet cable that "serves all internet traffic".
Haha.
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| Oh so that's where I left it!  |
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| Something I found off Facebook today.
ChatGPT joke.
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| It tried so hard to say "Psion"....  (ThenZero_hyperrealistic_image_of_a_very_small_modern_laptop_in__bfa2b9ae-3ef4-4ba2-842f-b8b5b45b46bc.png)Attachments ---------------- ThenZero_hyperrealistic_image_of_a_very_small_modern_laptop_in__bfa2b9ae-3ef4-4ba2-842f-b8b5b45b46bc.png (1226KB - 1 downloads) |
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| Nerdy electronics joke from Linkedin.
Edited by stingraze 2023-03-27 3:54 AM
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| If 'I' is singular and 'us' is plural, why are 'alumnus' and 'stimulus' singular and 'alumni' and 'stimuli' plural?  |
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