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AddyMendel
Posted 2018-06-13 10:48 AM
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have a terrible problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me much.”

My farts are always silent and never smell. I probably farted 15 times since I’ve been here, and you didn’t realize it.

The doctor says, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these pills and come see me in a week?”

The old lady returns in a week and says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but my God, they stink!!”

The doctor says, “Excellent. Now that your sinuses are cleared, let’s work on your hearing.”
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AddyMendel
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I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realized I had picked 7 Up.
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I might have to ban you for that. That was terrible
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