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AddyMendel
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have a terrible problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me much.”

My farts are always silent and never smell. I probably farted 15 times since I’ve been here, and you didn’t realize it.

The doctor says, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these pills and come see me in a week?”

The old lady returns in a week and says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but my God, they stink!!”

The doctor says, “Excellent. Now that your sinuses are cleared, let’s work on your hearing.”
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I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realized I had picked 7 Up.
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C:Amie
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I might have to ban you for that. That was terrible
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CE Geek
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I got fired from my job at the bank today. A customer asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over.

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stingraze
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Introducing....

Windows 95 Mobile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0DDQumaaCg
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Benjiex
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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SopaXorzTaker
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I've found out that my broken Jornada 680 matches the size of an original Furby.
It's pretty awesome that those two were released in the same time frame, honestly
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CE Geek
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One of them does a lot cooler things than the other, though.
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C:Amie
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what are you saying here CE Geek?
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Well, I never got too excited over the Furby, so . . .
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stingraze
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I remember a friend (girl, not to be confused with girlfriend) used to have one.
Furby is now hackable I think.. Wasn't the sourcecode released publicly or something? I forget.
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Yeah, hacking, combine the F and J--program the Furby to give a handheld.

A geeks's romance,
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stingraze - 2018-11-25 1:09 PM

I remember a friend (girl, not to be confused with girlfriend) used to have one.
Furby is now hackable I think.. Wasn't the sourcecode released publicly or something? I forget.



Well, the original ones are powered by a 6502-like microcontroller.
And yes, someone has bothered to contact the USPTO for the source code that was attached to the original patent and they've published it upon my request.

Well, most of the hackability is replacing the stock mask ROM-based CPU with something programmable.
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I remember a friend (girl, not to be confused with girlfriend) used to have one.
Furby is now hackable I think.. Wasn't the sourcecode released publicly or something? I forget.



Well, the original ones are powered by a 6502-like microcontroller.
And yes, someone has bothered to contact the USPTO for the source code that was attached to the original patent and they've published it upon my request.

Well, most of the hackability is replacing the stock mask ROM-based CPU with something programmable.


Cool! Thanks for the info, I didn't know that.
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scotterbug
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Oh how I wish we could run a shell of this on Android phones! I'd love to freak the young clueless guys in I.T.
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