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| Quote CE Geek - 2019-08-17 9:37 AM
Just in case you doubt my intellectual ability: I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in two months, even though the box said "3-5 years."
That's a good one! Thanks for a good laugh. Edited by stingraze 2019-08-19 12:37 PM
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| Wow - I was just reading those exact same jokes elsewhere on the Internet just now. |
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| They're the one line winners from the Edinburgh Fringe. |
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| They called us the Beatles...and it always kinda bugged me... |
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| I'll bug you Yeah Yeah Yeah...
Edited by stingraze 2019-08-27 12:47 PM
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Updated lyrics of Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison": "I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye . . ."
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My friend David had his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav.
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The Simpsons did it! The Simpsons did it! |
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Don't give Microsoft any ideas... :/ |
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| Yikes, I thought that was pretty deep. |
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| I can't see the image. |
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| Works for me. Have you been blacklisted for spamming again? |
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