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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-17 10:54 AM
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Well done CE Geek. You have a gold star for your stars board

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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 12:37 PM
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CE Geek - 2019-08-17 9:37 AM

Just in case you doubt my intellectual ability: I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in two months, even though the box said "3-5 years."


That's a good one! Thanks for a good laugh.

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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 9:01 PM
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"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"

"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh"

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'"

"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it"

"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning"

"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it"

"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging

"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian"

"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts"
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2019-08-19 11:47 PM
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Wow - I was just reading those exact same jokes elsewhere on the Internet just now.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-08-20 10:29 AM
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They're the one line winners from the Edinburgh Fringe.
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joval Page Icon Posted 2019-08-27 5:45 AM
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They called us the Beatles...and it always kinda bugged me...
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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2019-08-27 12:44 PM
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I'll bug you Yeah Yeah Yeah...



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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2019-09-04 2:27 AM
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Updated lyrics of Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison": "I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye . . ."

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My friend David had his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav.

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I sued the airline for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.

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I called the tinnitus helpline, but there was no answer. It just kept ringing.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-09-14 3:29 PM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-09-27 9:17 AM
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The Simpsons did it! The Simpsons did it!
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-10-14 2:29 PM
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Don't give Microsoft any ideas... :/
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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2019-10-16 10:02 AM
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Yikes, I thought that was pretty deep.
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2019-10-16 10:05 AM
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I can't see the image.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2019-10-16 11:00 AM
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Works for me. Have you been blacklisted for spamming again?
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