From a friend of mine, in honor of yesterday being Pi Day:

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.

Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.

Come to the nerd side. We have pi.

Simple as 3.14592…

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.

What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.

What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.

A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza

(or pi*z*z*a

)

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

Just saw American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.

In Alaska, where temperatures get below freezing, pi is only 3.00. After all, everything shrinks in the cold.

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.

How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.

What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

(ducks to avoid getting hit by tomatoes

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