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HPC:Fan Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 11:11 AM
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Awe, but it was funny because of the "Number 2" joke
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 11:16 AM
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Dems da rules. I don't make them... oh wait, yet I do
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HPC:Fan Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 11:20 AM
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Well, on the brighter side of things I am slowly losing the fight against my crippling depression symptoms.

I couldn’t be happier.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 11:28 AM
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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.
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Rich Hawley Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 12:02 PM
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How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?

A buccaneer!
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 12:06 PM
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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.
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HPC:Fan Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 1:34 PM
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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."

The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2020-04-25 2:09 PM
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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stingraze Page Icon Posted 2020-04-27 4:34 AM
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

a good one!
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2020-04-28 9:58 AM
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Ant's never get sick because they have little anty-bodies.
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HPC:Fan Page Icon Posted 2020-04-28 10:13 AM
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Throughout my life, there's one things I've learned that's always true. You NEVER trust stairs. They're always up to something. On the brighter side of things though, my friends addicted to brake fluid. But he can stop anytime he wants.

My moms such a joker. She couldn't even stop kidding when she gave birth to me. Literally.
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HPC:Fan - 2020-04-28 2:13 AM

Throughout my life, there's one things I've learned that's always true. You NEVER trust stairs. They're always up to something.


On the other hand, they're always down for anything.
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On the other hand, they're always down for anything.




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Actually, according to chemistry, alcohol is a solvent.
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