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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-09-08 9:07 AM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-09-10 6:56 PM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-09-19 6:26 PM
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Ever feel that you can't even die to catch a break?




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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-09-30 5:32 PM
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Jake Page Icon Posted 2021-09-30 10:38 PM
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-10-26 12:28 PM
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So true!
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2021-11-14 4:54 AM
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A local charity printed an ad encouraging us to donate a car, truck, motorcycle or boat. They offered “Free Pickup” but were annoyed when I asked the pickup’s color.
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C:Amie Page Icon Posted 2021-11-14 7:34 AM
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I would have expected that one to have gone from Rich
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WallyB110 Page Icon Posted 2021-11-14 12:15 PM
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I like the Dog sign one lol, "that dog looks like a lot of fun" !

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C:Amie - 2021-09-08 12:07 PM


The fact that I basically work from forest and my internet is provided by directional antenna it's mesmerizing to know that everybody else has problems except me. I've even learned in the past month that Outlook will fail to show some mail in web UI but not in native client or mail might be not delivered to me at all despite me being among recepients with full certainity.

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Alt Bass Page Icon Posted 2021-11-15 12:58 PM
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>The fact that I basically work from forest and my internet is provided by directional antenna it's mesmerizing to know

RIP english but I hope I got my point across.
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2021-12-08 2:29 PM
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I just dropped a hardcover copy of A Christmas Carol on my foot. It hurts like the Dickens.
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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2021-12-20 9:32 AM
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PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The dwarf fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. A backward poet writes inverse.
17. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
19. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
20. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The flight attendant looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
21. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
22. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
23. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
24. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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CE Geek Page Icon Posted 2022-01-05 6:09 AM
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They say we can hold gatherings of up to eight people without issues. I don't even know eight people without issues.
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