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If I'm eating three squares a day, why am I so round?

haha

Here are several:
"What happens when you read a book about anti-gravity? You cannot put it down."
"What did the dad name his twin daughters? Kate and DupliKate."
"How would a high school kid react to 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe."

Source: kidadl

I learned that blueberries improve memory. But I keep forgetting to eat them.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Using an unsharpened pencil is pointless.

And I am still glueless why all these thing continually fall of the wall...

As an Englishman I am not completely certain about my identity, because I am Brit-ish.

A mother goes into her son's room and nudges him awake, saying, "C'mon, son, you gotta go to school."

Son, still groggy, whines, "I don't wanna go to school. The kids all pick on me, and the teachers hate me."

Mom, in a more serious tone: "You have to go to school."

Son: "Give me one good reason why I should go."

Mom: "Because you're the principal."

This is the most hilarious meme I've ever seen. It's late, but I don't know if you lot have seen





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Okay, not quite what you think.

512GB Floppy Disk.



https://hackaday.io/project/185479-512gb-floppy-disk

I think I saw that coming

Hate to nitpick, but he misspelled the name of our country next to the skyscraper in the diagram. The correct spelling is " 'Murica."

You can't have your cake and eat it too - but you can halve your cake and eat it two.