Jokes, Humour and Funny Stuff

If this was Windows NT there could be IM implemented using VBScript. Definitely not on Nokia tho, that's a bust.

Courtesy of member @OmniCore




Shiny penny says that they don't have a license for that







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"In the early days of personal computing, software was often distributed on 3.5" cassette tapes."
From: https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1546091534721789952/photo/1

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-_- I see what you did there

I want the 4-track version... please.

I just saw the Elvis Movie... I think they based the Colonel character on Bill Gates... way before Melinda discovered his "floppy drive"

joval on his J72(8)/Devuan/WPA/RasPi4/VNC/Firefox hybrid HPC

FWIW, joval, cassette tapes were four-track (two for each direction, for stereo recording).

Back in the '70s I was really into audio recording. Thought quadrophonic was the mainstay and would become the defacto standard. Boy was I wrong.

Still I had an Astrom Marlux cassette recorder that had 8 discrete channels. Also had the AKAI 8-track recorders, both Akai and Teac reel to reels, and of course the old reliable dual turntable with a CD4 stylus...long before turntables came out with demodulators.

Before they called the graphic equizers, JVC had the 5 band SEA sound controller which I also had to own. All this hooked up to a Sansui 9001 quad amp.

Literally thousands of hard earned dollars wasted ..and the joke here...me...

https://airtoons.com

No offense to blondes. but this is a blonde joke I found.
Image from: https://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Blonde.htm

- How do blondes print a Word document?
answer: like this.





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Here is a good one. "Mini VGA".

Via Twitter - @NanoRaptor



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My girlfriend draws on eyebrow pencil too high. When I pointed this out to her, she looked surprised.

I can marry anyone I please. Trouble is, I can't seem to please anyone.

Thought this was humorous.
The KeyStik Clip-on Joystick for Keyboards: LGR Oddware

Time for Mac in Space.



Floppy disk floating in 0G.
This is the real thing, I believe.

Better quality one here:
https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1585675030200872960

Edited by stingraze 2022-10-28 2:59 PM