Jokes, Humour and Funny Stuff

Meanwhile, back in English class:

Teacher: What comes after a sentence?
Juvenile delinquent in back of the room: An appeal.

A man walks into a bar

"What can I get you?" Asks the landlord

"I'll have a beer please"

The landlord pours him a beer and puts it in front of him.

"That's £3.50 please"

"Oh I'm not paying for it. You offered me a drink so I said I'll have a beer"

"Don't be ridiculous, this is a pub, of course you have to pay for it!"

"Well I disagree. Legally you asked if I wanted a drink, not that you were selling me one"

Another man at the bar chimes in:

"If I may gents, I'm a solicitor and unfortunately landlord, he is right you did offer him a drink and legally he doesn't have to pay for it"

The landlord is already fed-up with the guy so he says:

"Fine, but you can sup up and get out. You're barred and never getting served here again"

The man drinks his beer and with a nod he leaves the bar.

About 20 minutes later the man walks back into the bar.

The landlord is stunned and shouts:

"I TOLD YOU YOU'RE BARRED. GET OUT!"

"What do you mean? I've never been in here before"

"You were here about 20 minutes ago and tricked me out of a pint of beer!"

"Sorry I've no idea what you're talking about, I've never been here before"

"Well... you must have a double!"
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"Lovely I'll have a whisky, and one for my solicitor here as well"

Found a vintage Jornada ad and couldn't resist having some fun...





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"Well, Sarah, too bad the office just switched over to WPA2. And too bad you just ordered 1000 of them. So make sure it's Sarah with an h when you file for unemployment."

Jake

LOL

Somebody apparently found the Ethernet cable that "serves all internet traffic".
Haha.

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Oh so that's where I left it!

Something I found off Facebook today.

ChatGPT joke.







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It tried so hard to say "Psion"....





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Nerdy electronics joke from Linkedin.



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If 'I' is singular and 'us' is plural, why are 'alumnus' and 'stimulus' singular and 'alumni' and 'stimuli' plural?

I may be a little drunk at a Carin Leon concert





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"may"?