2010 Jokes, Humour and Funny Stuff

Well the problem is that 9 out of ten men do not understand

. . . or maybe the four poorest used to work for the richest, but their jobs got outsourced to another country, and the richest man then got bailout money from the government, which he used to give himself a bonus.

Just to demonstrate how smart I am: I just finished a jigsaw puzzle I've been working on for six months - and the box said 2-4 years.

well you finished it in 1/4 of the minimum time:

6 months / 2 years = 1/4

Edited by takwu 2010-10-23 6:42 PM

. . . except that I found out that 2-4 years was the age range, takwu.

I came up with this sentence in my dream last night.

My friend was driving his new truck that had a fuel cell in it and stole a sail boat from a garage sale and tried to sell it, but he got arrested and now he is sitting in a prison cell instead of working in his lab doing stem cell research...

:blinks: right... I suggest you get some fresh air there Yoldering...

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been

a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that

there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we

can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would

make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Bruce and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

It was a happy ending until the driver started crying. Conscience and confessions are the sources of suffering

A group of physicists was playing hide and seek. While Einstein had his eyes closed and counted to one hundred, most of them ran to hiding spots, except Isaac Newton. Newton took a stick and drew a square meter, then sat in it.

Einstein finished counting and turned around, immediately seeing Isaac. "Hah, I found you Isaac!"

"No you didn't." Isaac responded.

"What do you mean, you're sitting right there."

"No I am not. See, I am sitting in a one square. And what do you get when you have one Newton in one square meter? A Pascal!"

Just false. Next is 2021, ( OK, 2016 is skipped because of a leapday exactly that year)... And that is just the Octobers..
What is the joke exactly? on us?

Edited by michelbel 2010-10-27 10:07 PM

The joke is on people who actually care if something happens in 823 years or 11 years. Or maybe it's on people who DON'T care... in which case that'd include me

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I was not certain about the 823 year part, but I didn't care enough to look it up. I already stated that it was not a joke or even funny...So, there was no joke and it was not on you! I just thought it was interesting that almost half of this month occurs on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. So, since you already brought it up I decided to look into it further. Apparently this happens a lot. It occurred in October 1999 and October 2004. It will happen again in October 2021, that is unless the world ends in 2012! It also happened this past January, It will also happen next year in January, and in July unless my calendar is wrong.

Now, I could be incorrect about these dates too...but there is still no joke, and it is not on you!

exactly, all that matters is what happens in the next 2 years