Ha, I have a buddy that did the same thing...except he took a few bites, packed it up to take home, and went to another restaurant... He said he had quite a spread... All I got was a free hair cut... from my wife...
Bet your wife gave you a nice salute, though, Yoldering. (The way Rich describes his marriage, I'm guessing the only salutes he gets from his wife involve only one finger. )
I distinctly remember my wife telling me one afternoon after a hot roll in the sack when I was in my early 20s that "You'd better enjoy it now, cause when I'm in my 60s I won't want to be messed with...."
Talk about a prediction that came true!
But I also seem to remember saying, "No problem, I'll probably just find myself a young girlfriend to satisfy me."
Talk about a prediction that will never come true!
No matter--I did not know you were a vet, Rich, and now I do. Thank you, thank you. 
In some cases I gladly trade a meal for a haircut... 