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| Quote Jake - 2020-04-19 11:08 PM
No, no, no. We have to stick together here, both in times like this and times not like this.
Jake Are you arguing with me Jake? I've got an itchy banning finger and I'm not afraid to use it 
Quote CE Geek - 2020-04-20 1:56 AM
Make sure you're wearing a mask when you tell that joke in public, HPC:Fan. 
C:Amie, what does the doc say if (s )he's the coroner? 
I feel like this is a setup for a punch line so...
I don't know, what does the doc say if (s )he's the coroner? |
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Global Moderator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 12,669 |
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| I'm asking you, cuz the engine isn't running in that case. |
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Administrator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 17,987 |
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| Then I guess they're on-par with the mechanic |
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H/PC Sensei Posts: | 884 |
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| How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
A guy walked into a hair stylist, was seated and a pretty blonde was cutting his hair. He noticed she was chewing gum, kinda rude but whatever. But he was upset she was listening to her iPod and not listening to his directions to as how he wanted his hair cut. No matter what he did, she wouldn't take them off. So finally, in a fit of anger, he ripped the earpods from her ears and all of a sudden she started gasping for air and then, died.
He listened to the iPod and it was playing, "Breathe in, breathe out" over and over again. Guess blondes really can't do two things at a time.
Edited by HPC:Fan 2020-04-20 5:31 PM
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Administrator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 17,987 |
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| Wait. Didn't I ban you?
Keep them coming  |
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H/PC Sensei Posts: | 884 |
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| You did, this is HPC:Factors ghost haunting the forum continuing the lame jokes.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! |
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Administrator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 17,987 |
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| *Groan*
Dad jokes. |
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Global Moderator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 12,669 |
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| Quote HPC:Fan - 2020-04-20 9:30 AM
He listened to the iPod and it was playing, "Breathe in, breathe out" over and over again. Guess blondes really can't do two things at a time.
So, and I'll probably be banned for this, he literally trimmed her Bush. |
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| Quote HPC:Fan - 2020-04-21 4:37 AM
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
I like that one. |
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Administrator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 17,987 |
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| Quote CE Geek - 2020-04-21 3:20 AM
Quote HPC:Fan - 2020-04-20 9:30 AM
He listened to the iPod and it was playing, "Breathe in, breathe out" over and over again. Guess blondes really can't do two things at a time.
So, and I'll probably be banned for this, he literally trimmed her Bush. I'll let you ban yourself. I'm far too lazy. |
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Global Moderator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 12,669 |
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| LOL (which also stands for "lots of luck" ) |
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Administrator H/PC Oracle Posts: | 17,987 |
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| No, it's Lots of Love   |
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H/PC Sensei Posts: | 884 |
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| You're so romantic, C:Amie. Strange this isn't a website dedicated to finding love. 
(No, the Journada doesn't count. )  |
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H/PC Sensei Posts: | 884 |
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| A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "So why the long face?".
 Edited by HPC:Fan 2020-04-23 12:53 PM
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| I couldn't find a single shoe shop in town today...
They all seemed to sell them in pairs
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