Parties and Teenagers, a lethal mix?

Several possible solutions to insure things work well:

1. Take everything that is yours and important and securely lock it in your room. Take photographs for inventory in case the house burns down and you need to itemize your loss to the insurance company.

2. Anonymously let the police know there is going to be lots of drugs there the night of the party and dare them to park outside.

3. Volunteer to watch your friend's Doberman Pincher that evening, tie him up outside the front door.

4. Invite the local chapter of Hells Angels over that evening with the promise of free beer.

5. Start early and tell everyone this: "Hope you make it to my sisters party, she needs cheering up since she learned of her conversion to HIV+"

6. Just sit quietly in one the chairs and stare at the floor while you take a large machete and keep sticking it into a piece of wood on the floor. It might help if every now and then you say to no one in particular, "Why do you want me to kill them, I just don't understand....leave me alone!"

Rich

The title is quite close to what I am asking. Those of you that are happliy married and have kids, then turn into teenagers, I have a sister that differs from my personality.
Heres the differences:
Russell:
2 previous relationships
Has several computers
Has several phones
A 3d artist
A volunteer
Sensible
Attends an art course
Responsible
Negative
lack confidence

Tanya:
0 relationships
Has 1 computer
Has several phones
Animal care student
Attends an Animal care course
not realistically thinking
Positive
Over confident
Irresponsible


Now what does this have to do with parties? I am against one she is planning. I have read and heard that teenagers parties are less than ideal, in fact, they are considered a nightmare. Teenagers tend to lack common sense, but my sister wants to organize a party in the house I am living in for 35(!) people. I have said no and I have try to talk to my father, what happens if this that or the other? I have heard seen on MSN of one story with £80,000 worth of jellery stolen. With that sort of thing gone, it puts me on edge of how much equipment, even my priceless artwork going missing. This house could have a high ammount of valuable goods. We have a network of 11-15 computers. What happens when these have left and no suitable replacements found?
Sure, lock them away, what happens if the house is set alight, what happens if the rooms are broken into that are locked? MY sister said that there will be nothing like that. What happens if she f**ks up and she is irresponsible? She has a lot to answer for if so, but I haven't heard of any suitable punishments.


As I said, I am unhappy about any of this.


Your comments please?

hi this is my very first post a good friend got me into it well lets just say that i am all for a party she is a gurl rite well wut do you exspect being a teen is about partys and boys and doing stupid stuff sum times well if you want my advise i would have to say just stay homw wit your stuff and protect it wit your life haha no seriously just stay home wach out for the lil sis and stay with your stuff so you know no body can mess with it i wish the best for you always


Tisha

I also believe that we can speak proper English here, instead of speaking like a twelve-year-old. Your opinions are reasonable, but the language and spelling just lowers how people perceive you.