My results:
Your Existing Situation
An obsession with HPCs that he is making COMPLETELY OBVIOUS to the rest of the world. Needs to sew a bigger pocket in his vest to accomidate his MobilePro 790.
Your Stress Sources
Piddle PC users, repettitive homework, and taxes.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels he dosen't need any of life's necessities as long as he has a broadband internet connection.
Wants to be a rock star. His hopes and dreams are only hindered by his fears. Fears of Macintosh taking over the world.
Also has NIGHTMARES of Macintosh taking over the world.
He got grounded in sixth grade for setting the bathroom toilet paper on fire.
He uses smileys in his snail mail.
Your Desired Objective
As long as my computer still runs DOOM II, NONE!!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Your Actual Problem
Problem? Well, there's that one time when- [EDITED]
Your Actual Problem #2
Seriously, he- [I SAID EDITED!!!]
(Stupid test guy...
)
Looks like our hero has NO problems!....
(Well, none that he will admit to...
)
Solid Gold, right there.