Silly niece - this is no joke

So my niece calls me up and says, "Uncle Richie, could you teach me how you cook a turkey?"

My niece was been a guest at my table several Thanksgivings, and she always enjoys my turkey. So I tell her sure, I'll teach her how it's done...no big deal, right?

See, she's a newlywed of about 2 months and wants to cook a turkey for her hubby...the first turkey she's ever cooked in her entire life.

So we get the turkey yesterday and together we unwrap it and and I pull out the stuff from the cavity and she says, "ohhh, that's a boy turkey, I didn't know that you could eat the penis."

A thousand thoughts quickly passed through my mind, and then I said, "no honey, that's the neck..." Dumb kids....

Rich

Very funny!

LOL! I've made similar mistakes in biology class. ...I mean, ..umm...

Never mind!