ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS!!!!:

http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/All%20Your%20Base%20v1%20-%20City%20Rail.mp3
Or would you prefer?
http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/All%20Your%20Base%20v2%20-%20City%20Rail.mp3
Failing that, another annoucement:
http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/Due%20To%20Derail%20-%20City%20Rail.mp3
Perhaps a failed 4x4 will ticlke your fancy:
http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/Defective%20Civic%20Explorer%20-%20City%20Rail.mp3
Then again, how about YIKES!!! NO BRAKES!
http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/Defective%20Brakes%20-%20City%20Rail.mp3

More can be found here:
http://www.cafesydney.net/hyrax/fun_stuff/audio/cityrail_announcements/
WARNING!!!
SOME INCLUDE VUGLAR AND DISTASETFUL LAUNGRAGE AND OR DESCRIPTIONS OTHERWISE UNSUITABLE FOR THIS FORUM!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


On another note, how about?
"We appologise to annouce that the 08:23 service from this station to Portsmouth Harbour has been delayed by approximately 65 minutes due to the wrong type of horse on the line at Fishbourne, We appologise for the inconvience this will cause to your journey."

Edited by Wessex_nut 2006-02-12 9:29 AM

All right, Wes, you've been on this train far too long!

I checked the videos too - some are really funny, but there are also some really horrific crash videos as well. Parental discretion advised.

Edited by CE Geek 2006-02-13 4:07 AM

*backs away slowly*

If I didn't know any better... I'd say you were obsessed

<--- Aspie! Now you know why!