Good news bad news time...
Good news: The adapter arrived and works with the laptop!
Bad News: The LCD powers on, backlight works, but no image appears...
Bad ribbon cable? I could've swore it worked when I first got it, but I think the car ride to Vale might have messed it up... Regardless, I plugged in my monitor to the VGA out on the back and it works. But someone has put a BIOS password on it, and the password reset jumper doesn't work because the password is on the hard drive!
More Bad News: I searched around, and it turns out that IBM said the only way to fix this problem is to pay to send it back to them for a new motherboard and hard drive!
That's definitely going to cost more than the laptop itself...
Yeah, this really sucks...