Pepsi or Coke?

Go for it

Anyone know any good jokes?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The redheadsaid, "We should go to Mars."

The brunette said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"

i have heard that joke told, only in a different way. an American Blond says to a Russian that teh Americans will be the first ones to get to the sun, and the  Russian says something about burningup, ande then the Blonde says they will go at night.

Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, I need you to do a ctrl-alt-del."
Customer: "How do I do that?"
Tech Support: "Push and hold 'ctrl' and 'alt' at the same time, and then hit 'delete'."
Customer: "Where are those?"
Tech Support: (explains the location of the keys)
Customer: "Nothing happened."
Tech Support: "Try again."
Customer: "Still nothing."
A minute or two later....


Customer: "Should I turn my computer on? Would that help?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it might."

Hey that's pretty good response, thanks everyone

Back to the off topic (sounds right?)
I picked Pepsi because it's sweet and refreshing. Coke has a more sour like taste to it, which is sometimes a good thing, just not always. Sometimes it's less refreshing than it is leaving an after taste behind. Another thing is that Coke turns bad much more quickly than Pepsi, when left in the "open", if you know what I mean.

I drink both. As a matter of fact I have a few cans of both in the fridge right now

User: Help! I need help!
Tech: ok, calm down, tell me what's wrong.
User: My computer is dead. Nothing on screen. I don't know what's wrong.
Tech: ok, when you say nothing on screen, you mean the screen is black, as in not displaying things?
User: Yes, absolutely nothing on it.
Tech: Is the monitor turned on?
User: How do I tell?
Tech: There is usually a power LED showing that it is turned on. Do you see it?
User: Nope. I don't see it there.
Tech: So, there is no power LED lighted on the screen right?
User: Yes. No. I mean, there I dunno. There is no lighted LED.
Tech: ok. Maybe you can try turning on your monitor first.
User: err ... I can't.
Tech: Why?
User: 'Cos I can't find the power switch.
Tech: And why not?
User: 'Cos there's a power outage here and all the lights are off, that's why!
Tech: ........

This tech support scene happen in a company that is not using PBX or call systems.

Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when
a seagull dumps a load on one of the blondes.

The brunette says: "I'll go and get some toilet paper."

When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde and says:
"Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull
will be miles away."

I don't like soda....

-YOU try going on a roller coaster with a loop after having a bottle!

come to think of it ... I've never been on a roller coaster with a loop!

Do I see another off-topic thread coming or are we all just out of control!!!

-A blonde walks into a barber shop. The barber tells her to take off her headphones, but she says no and he cuts her hair with them on. Eventually he decides to take them off her head, and she drops to the ground dead. The barber then picks up the headphones to hear what they were saying: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

psst ... quick, start another thread on rollercoaster ... and that will be your 600th post!!

Whoops.

If you guys are sooooo good at differentiating Coke and Pepsi, who in this bunch of tastebud experts can tell me which of Coke or Pepsi I'm drinking right now?

C:Amie will give you a clue!

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Hahaha very funny sound right there...it looks like I am collecting enough to get a whole new sound theme for my hpc!

Well, talking about sound theme, here is the wound I use when I empty the recycling bin.



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