I replaced a lightbulb

Yeah, my lightbulb started flickering and then shut off...then turned on again and shut off...

Newly installed is a slightly yellowish florescent light bulb. It was done in an efficient manner an took about 1 minute to replace.

Anyone else need to change any? The users on this forum could perhaps help you out, Snappy! with those lightbulbs blown out by the generator.

-Now I should see at least as many pages of responses as the 680e thread...

Ah, another idea. What is the most efficient way to replace a lightbulb?

Uncle Ben?

Oh man, you're asking me. I'm the wrong guy, too old to change bulbs. As a matter of fact, the last time I changed a bulb, I was up the latter, lost my footing, fell right on top of Aunt Bea. She thought I was getting fresh, was in no mood for it, whacked me, went backwards right through the damn baywindow! You don't believe me, I have the scars to prove it - but since I went ass backwards and given my age, I doubt anyone here would want to check this out any further.... so you can at least hear part of the action!

Cheers!



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ROFL that is amazing...

What is? Me and the fact that I survived the fall?
The wav file?
Or the power of Aunt Bea! I was hoping to get some compassion, but no, niente! Just funny faces and smiles.

What's up with the BBC? http://www.highbeam.com/library/doc0.asp?docid=1G1:81601345&refid=ink_tptd_np&skeyword=&teaser=
As for changing lightbulbs...
Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...
A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

Ahahahahahah!

-Sorry if I am stealing everyones stuff for my site....if anyone wants to contribute, PM me!

LOL, I thought you would like that.

How far was the fall?

If you think that's bad, try waiting for HDTV